mattisbollywood: Adam Sandler is a 35-year-old playboy manbaby who had it all with his cool single mom. BUT THEN HIS MOM GOT REMARRIED TO GRAMMY-AWARD-WINNING MUSICIAN SKRILLEX And he’s gonna have to learn That HAVING A NEW DAD ISN’T SO BAD. The DubStep-father This Christmas
Tony Hawk: I'm your new stepdad.
Tony Hawk does an ollie over you and tells you to clean your room midair
this nigga wade phillips dad name is bum phillips...
If u r going to smoke be more discreet. Turn off sensor lights & keep voices...– Rich on drugs. (via hueylewisandthechamberofsecrets)
fapitalism: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.