January 2012
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mattisbollywood:
Adam Sandler is a 35-year-old playboy manbaby who had it all with his cool single mom.
BUT THEN HIS MOM GOT REMARRIED
TO GRAMMY-AWARD-WINNING MUSICIAN SKRILLEX
And he’s gonna have to learn
That
HAVING A NEW DAD
ISN’T SO BAD.
The DubStep-father
This Christmas
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Tony Hawk: I'm your new stepdad.
Tony Hawk does an ollie over you and tells you to clean your room midair
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this nigga wade phillips dad name is bum phillips...
laughinghieroglyphic:
If u r going to smoke be more discreet. Turn off sensor lights & keep voices...
– Rich on drugs. (via hueylewisandthechamberofsecrets)
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fapitalism:
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.